This is pretty hilarious and if you're sick of all of the "Happy Holidays" in lieu of "Merry Christmas," you'll enjoy it too.
MERRY TOSSMAS
Thanks, AMC!
Isaiah 22: 20-22 On that day I will summon my servant Eliakim, son of Hilkiah; I will clothe him with your robe, and gird him with your sash, and give over to him your authority. He shall be a father to the inhabitants of Jerusalem, and to the house of Judah. I will place the key of the House of David on his shoulder; when he opens, no one shall shut, when he shuts, no one shall open.
Come, Holy Spirit, fill the hearts of Thy faithful and enkindle in them the fire of Thy love.
V. Send forth Thy Spirit and they shall be created.
R. And Thou shalt renew the face of the earth.